Todo Vuestro

March 14, 2005

Hola internautas, soy Carol.
Estoy muy contento de escribir mi primer post en mi weblog. Tenía tantas ganas de hacerlo que incluso adelanté mi salida del hospital. Los médicos no me querían dejar salir tan pronto, pero me puse chulo y dije “¡por mis cojones que salgo esta tarde!” y no hubo ni uno que se atreviera a impedírmelo. Vamos hombre, faltaría más. A mí, al Ministro de Dios en la Tierra, al Representante del Altísimo entre los hombres. Ostia, que soy lo más parecido a un Dios que hay en el mundo (hasta la vuelta del Mesías, claro). Pues eso, que ni partes médicos, ni altas, ni bajas, ni hostias, a mí no me dice lo que tengo que hacer ni Dios… bueno, Dios sí, pero ya está. Y si me quiero volver al Vaticano pues me vuelvo y punto.
Y aquí estoy, que tenía que atender mi weblog, que llevaba una semana de vida y todavía no había posteado yo nada.

Supongo que querréis saber que es lo que os voy a contar en esta bitácora. Pues básicamente os iré enseñando fotos de mi álbum personal y os contaré mis anécdotas más divertidas. Seguro que os gustan mucho. A quién no le gusten está pecando. Mucho. Así que haced un esfuerzo porque os encanten.

Hoy voy a enseñaros la última foto de mi álbum. Me la hicieron ayer mismo, en mi fiesta de bienvenida al Vaticano.
¡Qué fiestón! Acabamos con casi todas las reservas de vino, hicimos un submarino con incienso que no se veía nada en la Capilla Sixtina, obleas con ácido…
Y yo fui el alma de la fiesta, porque me decían “¡Giovanni Paolo, Giovanni Paolo!”, es que son casi todos italianos, “¡tócanos algo, presto!”. Entonces yo me ponía a silbar y me iba tapando la cánula, los agujeros de la nariz y las orejas y sonaba como una flauta travesera. Primero les toqué un poco de Mozart, pero el gran éxito de la noche fue el “a toda mecha”.

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  1. oxtia!!!el santo padre!!!tenía más ganas de que posteara que de que el coche fantástico se follara a optimus prime y yo lo pudiera presenciar.
    pues eso, welcome home y deja de promocionar grupos de niños, que luego vienen los rumores…

    Comment by mipapafumaenpipa — March 15, 2005 @ 11:56 am

  2. Diga usté que si, paspas, a vivir que son 2 días y que no le tosa ni Dios… o si… usted verá con su jefe.
    Veo que se ha recuperado divinamente, en la foto, está como un chaval. Y rece por que el blog nuestro de cada día no se vuelva a caer, que vaya disgustos nos da Satanás…

    Comment by ladomi — March 15, 2005 @ 5:47 pm

  3. Está usted muy guapo, Carol. Debe ser por el toque “BATMAN” de la foto, que le hace más interesante.

    Comment by erre — March 15, 2005 @ 5:52 pm

  4. Señor Papa, no sé si se acuerda de mí, soy el chico ese con gafas al que beatificó. Bueno, que sólo quería decirle que he entrado a la web de SJK y aparte de sorprenderme viendo que el niño gordo tiene casi 19 años, me ha hecho mucha gracia esta frase de la chavalita:

    Le encanta comer, adora la pasta y su plato favorito es el arroz a la cubana; Por otra parte, le encanta encender velas e incienso en su habitación, que tiene cierto aire “místico”

    Igualito que usted. Ella también le dice a su madre que lo que huele es incienso y que se ríe por un chiste que le acaba de venir a la mente.

    Me ha encantado el detalle de en “DISCOGRAFÍA” incluir los tonos para os móviles.

    Comment by Beato Josemaría — March 15, 2005 @ 9:20 pm

  5. Coño, Josemaría, como no me voy a acordar de tí.
    Sí la verdad es que la web esa no tiene desperdicio. A mí lo que me ha hecho más gracia, a parte que el gordito tenga un grupo metal y su barrio favorito sea Malasaña, es que uno de ellos ganó el “Menudas Estrellas 2000″ imitando a Chayanne.

    Y tampoco tiene desperdicio la letra completa de la canción, que he visto en otra web, dice así:

    “Tengo un pantalón enloquecido.
    Tengo un par de botas que rebotan solas.
    Y un ordenata desteñido.
    Que se me mete en internet cuando le mola.

    Tengo cuatro ligues a la vista.
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    Soy el castigado de la lista.
    Haciendo surf pero sin olas.

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    Voy a toda mecha,
    A toda mecha a toda, toda mecha.
    Tu no te hagas la estrecha.

    A toda mecha a toda, toda mecha
    Si no me paras me estrello.
    Casi te atropello porque yo estoy por ti.
    Si, si, si.

    Tengo un móvil casi vagabundo.
    Y una foto tuya con tarifa plana.
    Yo pienso en ti cada segundo.
    Yo pienso en ti porque me da la gana.”

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