Estos de la prensa…

March 22, 2005

Hoy han salido algunas noticias totalmente falsas sobre mi salud. Y todo porque me tomo unas pequeñas vacaciones en Semana Santa. Coño. Estaría bueno. Después de 26 años trabajando como el que más cuando los demás os ibais a la playa .

Si es que los de la prensa cuando no tienen noticias se la inventan. Con lo fácil que tenían hoy el titular: “Muere un farsante hijoputa.” ¿Habéis visto que feo era? Eso es porque Dios le castigó; un simple accidente de tráfico y ciego y feo. Sin embargo yo llevo un par de atentados y sigo con mi sex-appeal de madurito interesante.

Si ya os digo yo que de la prensa no os podéis fiar ni un pelo. Y si no os lo creéis mirad las fotos de hoy. Mirad que cabrones. Me hacen fotos cuando me saco un moquillo disimuladamente o me limpio las babillas con la manga. Y al día siguiente sale en todos los periódicos; “El Papa es un guarreras”, “Su Santidad se saca pelotillas”, “¿No hay presupuesto en el Vaticano para servilletas?”.

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